Can we have an Oppo Mod Blotter?

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 07/13/2018 at 01:17 • Filed to: this gif is a bit seizure-y, is joke

6

46

I always seem to miss the kerfuffle by a couple of minutes. Also, we could use it to boost morale.

facw > My citroen won't start 07/13/2018 at 01:21

1

I wouldn’t recommend it, but I would obviously recommend a Nash Metropolitan police car.

Spanfeller is a twat > My citroen won't start 07/13/2018 at 01:23

0

It’d help clear up what happened.

Spanfeller is a twat > facw 07/13/2018 at 01:23

1

maybe not blotter... but an announcement of the more relevant happenings.

facw > Spanfeller is a twat 07/13/2018 at 01:27

7

My feeling is that pillorying individual users is counter-productive. I wouldn’t be shocked to see a rules reminder though.

facw > Spanfeller is a twat 07/13/2018 at 01:27

0

.

ttyymmnn > Spanfeller is a twat 07/13/2018 at 01:31

3

Political stuff got personal and ugly. People were told to go sit in the corner for a little while. 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > My citroen won't start 07/13/2018 at 01:33

7

This gif is even more seizure-y

My citroen won't start > facw 07/13/2018 at 01:33

0

I still think it would boost morale.

Spanfeller is a twat > ttyymmnn 07/13/2018 at 01:34

0

I sort of saw it from a distance... I just wonder who was effected by the banhammer

facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/13/2018 at 01:37

0

The top gif is actually displayed as an HTML 5 video (I think Kinja converts things automatically these days, though strangely doesn’t let you directly embed them), which means (in Chrome at least), you can right-click, show controls, and pause it.

Svend > My citroen won't start 07/13/2018 at 01:38

1

Woop woop, it’s the sound of the police.

Spanfeller is a twat > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/13/2018 at 01:41

0

Should I review my cousin’s Citroen Cactus?

My citroen won't start > Svend 07/13/2018 at 01:41

2

That Volvo looks really goo d in police guise.

ttyymmnn > Spanfeller is a twat 07/13/2018 at 01:44

1

I won’t go into details, as I only saw it from the fringes as well. I’m sure others have more details.

My citroen won't start > Spanfeller is a twat 07/13/2018 at 01:53

1

Yep, just something simple:

TAE; hath eaten hat - One (1) week ban due to violation of article 7.2 of the Oppo Handbook.

Small description: Called other colleague a “imbé cil”

My citroen won't start > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/13/2018 at 01:55

0

This is what goes on in my brain when I have PTC D.

Spanfeller is a twat > My citroen won't start 07/13/2018 at 01:58

1

can I get parole if I post nespresso?

My citroen won't start > Spanfeller is a twat 07/13/2018 at 02:00

2

Bail is set at 4 special edition boxes.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > My citroen won't start 07/13/2018 at 02:00

0

Post Traumatic Citroen Disorder? Don’t click this link then.

Spanfeller is a twat > My citroen won't start 07/13/2018 at 02:00

1

Shi t..... that’s like 400 pesos worth of coffee!

Spanfeller is a twat > My citroen won't start 07/13/2018 at 02:02

1

They made some new summer ones (not pictured) made to be diluted in ice; so it’s a bit stronger toast in order to get nice iced coffe e quickly.

My citroen won't start > Spanfeller is a twat 07/13/2018 at 02:03

0

I think I have a couple of iced ones left from our summer.

The capsules look  kinda cool.

Spanfeller is a twat > My citroen won't start 07/13/2018 at 02:05

0

Are iced ones any good? I felt inclined to try them but I settled for the tried and true ciocattino instead; I’m fucking addicted to those.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > My citroen won't start 07/13/2018 at 02:06

3

Oppo mod blotter would pretty much be:

“16:13: A throwaway account was used in a vague attempt to flame in a thread. Anti-flame-suits were donned, and the account was banned.

Otherwise, nothing happened today.”

facw > My citroen won't start 07/13/2018 at 02:07

0

Me, I’d want something more wagony:

Also after that recent playmobil post, I sort of want these very Volvoish police cars:

Spanfeller is a twat > Svend 07/13/2018 at 02:07

1

Why doesn’t the volvo have lugnut checkers?

My citroen won't start > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 07/13/2018 at 02:08

0

I mean, we could save it for important occurrences. Or maybe just OPPO NEWS!

Svend > My citroen won't start 07/13/2018 at 02:11

2

We got some new Volvo XC90 T6 and V90 D5 vehicles on our force.

The XC90 has some presence.

My citroen won't start > Spanfeller is a twat 07/13/2018 at 02:12

0

Yeah, if you have the patience to actually make iced coffee.

I’d stick with ciocattino, or (my personal favorite)  use ciocattino to make affogato.

Spanfeller is a twat > My citroen won't start 07/13/2018 at 02:14

0

you’ve opened the floodgates.

Spanfeller is a twat > My citroen won't start 07/13/2018 at 02:15

0

I made iced tea using the cold brew style (bunch of loose leafs in a cold container for 24hr) and it tasted fantastic.

I never get ice coffee right, unless I’m pouring it into cold milk; water makes it taste, um... watery.

Svend > Spanfeller is a twat 07/13/2018 at 02:20

0

I don’t know, some did and some didn’t.

AestheticsInMotion > Svend 07/13/2018 at 02:20

2

Police cars designed to be seen is so refreshing. For reference, as of last January over 50% of my city’s fleet of C hargers were done up in the “don’t-call-it-undercover” wrap

My citroen won't start > Svend 07/13/2018 at 02:21

1

Nice. I like the drawn on body lines on the police livery.

Meanwhile in Brazil....

My citroen won't start > Spanfeller is a twat 07/13/2018 at 02:23

0

Watery coffee is awful, specially if it’s cold.

Creamy cold coffee is alright, but I never got iced coffee right.

Spanfeller is a twat > Svend 07/13/2018 at 02:23

1

Same police department?

As a civilian I can’t find a use for those caps though. I mean, police cars are driven hard and that’s probably a good reason, but checking them once a week could suffice perhaps? Also if some ass went about loosening lug nuts, they could place the caps on in a way that would fool the officers at first glance.

Spanfeller is a twat > My citroen won't start 07/13/2018 at 02:24

0

It’s a mystery; only baristas would know, even they fail periodically. 

My citroen won't start > Spanfeller is a twat 07/13/2018 at 02:27

0

As much as I love Nespresso and will defend it always, my girlfriend’s family owns coffee farms, and something about the land, the dirt (soil if you are a farmer), or the beans make it naturally smell and taste of chocolate. It is just magic.

We brew it in a Bialetti and use it to make melty a ffogato with Vanilla ice cream. 

Spanfeller is a twat > My citroen won't start 07/13/2018 at 02:31

0

that sounds fantastic! I should probably visit the ones here in Mexico eventually. Nespresso is very Swiss in how it handles itself; aluminum containers with no smell? Nothing beats having a proper machine with beans being grounded at the moment and smelling the coffee or feeling the warmth of the steam.

There’s a partnership between my college and a coffee farm, and they supply us with fresh coffee everyday; it’s roasted on site but it’s ground on campus and the machines they use to make the drinks are really high pressure.

But for a quick fix, Nesspresso is ideal.

Svend > AestheticsInMotion 07/13/2018 at 02:35

0

That’s why it pisses me off even more when people get caught speeding and they complain about ‘it’s just a cash cow, they should be catching proper criminals, etc....’, this is a large vehicle in battenburg livery of fluorescent yellow tape and highly reflective blue tape, if you can’t see that, then you deserve to be caught and really shouldn’t be driving if you miss the police car, whaat else are you not seeing.

We have unmarked BMW 3 Series estates and Volvo V90s. The Volvos have out of county licence plates to blend in better.

Svend > My citroen won't start 07/13/2018 at 02:48

0

They aren’t drawn on body lines.

Each sticker is quite thick and doesn’t bend well, to bend it round a sharp edge would create a weakness in the adhesive which would lift and allow water under it and would peel off.

So they cut it to the edges of the panel or sharp edges.

The yellow is high visible florescent tape and the blue is a highly reflective tape.

The Braz il police vehicles look like a motorsport livery.

Svend > Spanfeller is a twat 07/13/2018 at 03:01

0

Yes, same constabulary at the same garage.

The cars are checked regularly, there must be a reason but I  don’t know it.

Svend > AestheticsInMotion 07/13/2018 at 03:07

0

Here’s one of an XC90 at night.

Along with one of the other unmarked V90s with out of county licence plates. 

Stef Schrader > My citroen won't start 07/13/2018 at 09:00

0

LOL, what’d I miss?

jimz > My citroen won't start 07/13/2018 at 09:09

1

family down the street from us when I was a kid had a St. Regis. can’t miss those clear flip-down headlight covers:

also featured on the Magnum, which my dad’s cousin had (in this color scheme and everything)

My citroen won't start > Stef Schrader 07/14/2018 at 00:39

0

I think one of the few Trumpboyes here on OPPO got a bit upset that people were correctly  pointing out how terrible Trump is.